Worst Candy

"Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer" (smallbear94) 05/18/2016 at 12:24 • Filed to: None

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EDIT: I was wrong, Chariotoflove got what has to be the correct answer.

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TheHondaBro > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:28

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Those look like fancy dog treats.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > TheHondaBro 05/18/2016 at 12:31

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They taste even worse than that.

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:33

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Well, you’re not wrong. Although, if you put them in front of me and I haven’t had lunch...

Still, I’ll see your vileness and raise you:

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Chariotoflove 05/18/2016 at 12:35

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Forgot about these. You sir are correct.

I wouldn’t eat the allsorts anyway, but if I had to choose here...

ALLSORTS.ALL.DAY.LONG.

MUSASHI66 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:36

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I remember opening a bag of mixed Haribo candy when I was a wee lad. I knew I loved their gummy bears, so I had high expectations. Then I bit into a black licorice candy.... that, and Horsey sauce are two of the grossest things I ever tried.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:37

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Anything but Twizzlers can burn in a dumpster fire.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:37

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Wrong. My grandma used to keep a bowl of this stuff in a dish on her bathroom sink:

It tasted like burning.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/18/2016 at 12:39

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What is that

MUSASHI66 > Chariotoflove 05/18/2016 at 12:40

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Oh, I forgot how bad those are. Still, I would rather eat a bag of those than any black licorice.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:40

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I was making a joke about decorative soaps.

MUSASHI66 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:40

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Those are red licorice - a whole different animal.

Chariotoflove > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:41

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Must listen to Lewis Black on candy corn . Bonus car reference at 2:50.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 05/18/2016 at 12:41

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Good, because that’s what they look like.

Steve in Manhattan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:41

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I love licorice All Sorts ... my Nana gave them to me when I was too little to know I wasn’t supposed to like ‘em.

Chariotoflove > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:43

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No argument from me. Black licorice is the little turds harvested from scurrying rats in the ninth layer of Hell.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve in Manhattan 05/18/2016 at 12:44

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Weirdly, I used to like them.

Now I can’t stand them.

Steve in Manhattan > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:45

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The best licorice is generally Panda - Finnish.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:46

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Yes, but I’d throw the abomination known as Nibs in that fire too, and they’re red licorice.

MUSASHI66 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:47

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Never tried those, now I’m not sure I want to

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Steve in Manhattan 05/18/2016 at 12:47

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I’ll take your word for it and stick to Aniseed Balls.

MUSASHI66 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:48

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As much as I love chocolate, I hate malt balls. They look amazing, taste like dirt

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:48

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They’re supposed to be basically Twizzler cutoffs, but they sure don’t taste that way.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:50

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I like to bite them in half and let the malt dissolve out, then chase it with the chocolate. You might as well be eating gravel if you just chew them normally.

MUSASHI66 > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 05/18/2016 at 12:54

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Malt just tastes like shit. I’d rather have no candy than eat malt balls.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:55

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NOT HAVING IT.

Your loss, I guess :)

Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 12:58

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Call me insane, but I friggin love whoppers/malt balls

MUSASHI66 > Group B Enthusiast - Captain of the supercharged barge 05/18/2016 at 13:01

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My wife does too - I guess it is just a matter of taste. We didn’t have those where I grew up, that might be why.

Stef Schrader > MUSASHI66 05/18/2016 at 13:49

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Moooooooore balls for me!

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Stef Schrader 05/18/2016 at 14:05

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Ew.

:)

MUSASHI66 > Stef Schrader 05/18/2016 at 14:12

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I have a really hard time passing up on opportunities like these. My finger really want to type something bad, but I’ll click publish before they do,

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Stef Schrader 05/18/2016 at 14:59

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Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Stef Schrader 05/18/2016 at 15:40

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These are exactly the kind of balls I like to have in my mouth, too.